1. Place of origin:
Killer Bees: Africa
Wu Tang: The slums of Shaolin
2. Size of colony:
Killer Bees: Very large. The Queen Killer Bee can lay up to 1,500 eggs a day
Wu Tang: They roll 8 deep: The Rza, the Gza, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Inspecta Deck, Raekwon the Chef (cooking skills), U-God, Ghostface Killah, Method Man
3. Life philosophy:
Killer Bees: Search and destroy
Wu Tang: Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M., get the money…dolla dolla bill y’all
4. Communication skills:
Killer Bees: Able to swarm quickly and organize an attack up to a quarter mile away from the hive.
Wu Tang: Can lyrically perform armed robbery.
5. Signature attack style:
Killer Bees: Attack relentlessly in large numbers
Wu Tang: Various methods of attack and torture. The most common methods include:
– Tying you to a bed post, with your ass cheeks spread out, meanwhile, putting a hanger on the stove for an estimated half hour, then taking it off the stove and sticking it in your ass slow like ‘sssssssss.’
– They may also resort to sewing your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you…
6. Recommended defense against attack:
Killer Bees: Run! Or jump into a swamp and disguise yourself as a little black rain cloud:
Wu Tang: Ya best Protect Ya Neck son!
7. Total number of death chambers?:
Killer Bees: None.
Wu Tang: THIRTY-SIX. 36 Chambers of Death, kid!
Conclusion? The Wu Tang Clan is guaranteed to make you jump like Rod Strickland.