#21. Real Killer Bees Vs. The Wu Tang Clan Killa Beez: The Breakdown

VS.

1. Place of origin:

Killer Bees: Africa

Wu Tang: The slums of Shaolin

2. Size of colony:

Killer Bees: Very large. The Queen Killer Bee can lay up to 1,500 eggs a day

Wu Tang: They roll 8 deep: The Rza, the Gza, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Inspecta Deck, Raekwon the Chef (cooking skills), U-God, Ghostface Killah, Method Man

3. Life philosophy:

Killer Bees: Search and destroy

Wu Tang: Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M., get the money…dolla dolla bill y’all

4. Communication skills:

Killer Bees: Able to swarm quickly and organize an attack up to a quarter mile away from the hive.

Wu Tang: Can lyrically perform armed robbery.

5. Signature attack style:

Killer Bees: Attack relentlessly in large numbers

Wu Tang: Various methods of attack and torture. The most common methods include:

– Tying you to a bed post, with your ass cheeks spread out, meanwhile, putting a hanger on the stove for an estimated half hour, then taking it off the stove and sticking it in your ass slow like ‘sssssssss.’

– They may also resort to sewing your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you…

6. Recommended defense against attack:

Killer Bees: Run! Or jump into a swamp and disguise yourself as a little black rain cloud:

Wu Tang: Ya best Protect Ya Neck son!

7. Total number of death chambers?:

Killer Bees: None.

Wu Tang: THIRTY-SIX. 36 Chambers of Death, kid!

Conclusion? The Wu Tang Clan is guaranteed to make you jump like Rod Strickland.

Photo sources: 1, 2, 3

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