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Once upon a time, you were given brightly colored pills as toys and were expected not to swallow them. Instead, like a Little House on the Prairie midwife, you were instructed to fetch a bowl of warm water to participate … Continue reading
Along the same lines as how Al Gore created the internet, the Green Movement actually began with a troop of dancing dinosaurs, led by a hip young Recycle Rex. His lyrics crept its way in and permanently lodged itself in … Continue reading
The Yo-Yo presentation is about to begin in the multi-purpose room. Everyone is sitting Indian style, chatting with their neighbors, but not you. You flash a firm peace sign as high as your right arm will take it while angrily … Continue reading
#10. Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters The Marshmallow Man is a deliciously evil villain, but easier to defeat than jumping on the axe to kill Bowser. Use a flamethrower to create a crispy on the outside, warm and gooey on the … Continue reading
The government needs to seriously go back to adopting aggressive scare tactics to get kids off drugs. Growing up I was convinced that using drugs would lead to only one of two possible outcomes: 1. You DIE from: Your brain … Continue reading