INDEX

#61. Customizing Your New Jansport Backpack

#60. Reaching into the fountain for a quarter

#59. How to be a Baller – by Uncle Scrooge

#58. A semi-educational moment: Everyday French with Pierre Escargot

#57. The Great Wakkorotti presents: Jingle Bells

#56. So you were a Cheeze Ball addict too…

#55. Dissection Day!

#54. Magic Grow Dinosaurs Capsules

#53. Recycle, Reduce, Reuse… and Close the Loop!

#52. Silencing the crowd with a peace sign

#51. Top 10 Cartoon Legs

#50. ’80s anti-drug PSAs: When fried eggs scared the crap out of you

#49. Which Milton Bradley/Parker Bros. game are you?

#48. Skeeter vs. Gerald from Hey Arnold!: Who’s Blacker?

#47. When headgear goes horribly, horribly wrong

#46. Drinking from the school water fountain

#45. “How to Make $1 Million” brought to you by Disney’s Blank Check and The Law Offices of Larry H. Parker

#44. You too can write a children’s book classic!

#43. The Great Cursive Myth

#42. Got Milk? : Everyone knows Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton

#41. The NBA on NBC

#40. Having your day dictated by TV schedules

#39. Top rainy day classroom activities

#38. Top Ramen: The noodle soup that never became soup

#37. Capri Suns and orange wedges: the best part of A.Y.S.O.

#36. Your first illegal music download

#35. Free AOL CDs: 1000 free hours or the world’s greatest frisbee?

#34. Junior high library magazine breaks

#33. Kindergarten Afternoon Naps

#32. Fun with calculators!

#31. SEX ED! …for 4th graders

#30. Scholastic Book Orders: The greatest way to buy books!

#29. Computer Lab Day!

#28. Slinkies: The experience explained in pictures

#27. 1-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-T: The Ghetto Pager

#26. Crocodile Mile: Slippery plastic fun for kids!

#25. Running home for some Sunny D

#24. Leggo my Eggo, Bitch!

#23. Are you insured? By Survival?

#22. Plastic Singing Tubes

#21. Real Killer Bees Vs. The Wu Tang Clan Killa Beez: The Breakdown

#20. Receiving an AOL IM from an unknown user

#19. The Perfect Blowjob: An NES Story

#18. Fantasizing about winning the Toys ‘R Us Super Toy Run

#17. Walking in on your parents playing Nintendo

#16. Getting your first two McDonald’s Monopoly game pieces from the Sunday paper

#15. Arts and Crafts: Homemade Weapons Edition

#14. Sniffing markers before they were “non-toxic”

#13. Conquering the giant metal slide

#12. When chalkboards required chalk

#11. Watching Unsolved Mysteries and America’s Most Wanted alone

#10. Perfecting the rewinding technique to your favorite song on cassette

#9. The trade value of a single McDonald’s fry at lunch.

#8. Scraping off the lint from the inside of a mouse with your fingernail

#7. Publisher’s Clearing House’s $10 million dollar sweepstakes

#6. Dimetapp: God’s gift to sick children

#5. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START

#4. When cigarette and alcohol companies gave away free shit all the time

#3. When Weezer actually made music…

#2. Awesome old school plastic lunchboxes!

#1. Bathroom panic attacks in Oshkosh overalls

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